Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Box under a bridge

My inbox has just been graced by another security warning. I have been strongly urged to avoid two specific areas. Geographically, they translate into:

#1 Where I work
#2 Where I live

That settles it! To increase the safety of my family, we will move into a cast off refrigerator box under a bridge.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

palestinian camps seem to be pretty safe areas, since not even terrorists dare to wander there.
You can also move to one of these grottos where monks used to hide from persecutions centuries ago.

Anonymous said...

It's a nice thought, but I think I'll take my chances in the apartment. And since I'm the one who can feed unconscious children, I'll be keeping them with me.

Ramzi said...

Just think, if those issuing the warnings knew the next target, there wouldn't be an incident.

They're just as lost as the rest of us...

Dave M. said...

Yikes!

Anonymous said...

really enjoyed it. Thanks!