Conservative heaven

I was just contemplating several of the key values of Republican Conservatives:

1. Low Taxes, small government
   
2. As little interference by government into our lives as possible
3. Personal accounts in Social Security

This brought me around to thinking about my life as a UN employee:

1. Virtually exempt from paying taxes, practically no government services
   
2. US laws don’t apply to me
   
3. No Social Security benefits, entirely self-funded retirement
   

Hmmmm…